Anonymous asked: TRUTH OR DARE? TRUTH...Who do u like? (: Im a creeper LOL
Tip for guys
shirleychen: Never talk about your ex girlfriends or ex flings to your current girl. Shit’s annoying as fuck. I’ll probably be curious at first and ask about your past but after that, I’ll just be like yeah yeah yeah whatever I don’t care.
Why is it that
I only get conversations that last, at night?
we need to make Schwartz do this
WHY IS EVERYBODY IN THIS SHOW SO STUPID
Someone: What time do you sleep and wake up?
Me: 8 to 5
Someone: Wow, that's pretty early. Good job.
Me: 8AM - 5PM
Do you ever wonder if you make anybody truly happy and if anyone in the world ever randomly thought of you and smiled to themselves
the bags under my eyes are designer
I hate when people take my car for advantage.
okay honestly, I realize that I do give people rides and what not when they ask, but my driving does NOT come cheap. I am one of the few people that actually PAY FOR THEIR OWN GAS that doesn’t have a job so it’s hard for me to make ends meet. Don’t tell me to go drive here or do this just willy nilly because I do not have the freedom/money to do that. Be happy that I drive you...
It's a fact!
I am not meant to be a gamer x_x These things are just way too complicated ):
cosmo tip: upon swallowing your lovers semen inform them of how delicious the thousands of souls of unborn children are
stillslydgn: you got something on your butt my eyes
The feeling of freshly shaven legs LOL
hanthelion: in a perfect life, cherries would have no seeds in the middle to cockblock.
mom: you should clean your room at some point
me: the stars are not in position
me: cant do it
me: not today