Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
literally everytime I drive.
“i really need to lose weight” i say as i sit motionless for 8 hours daily
andyvantageous: have u ever accidently opened photobooth and had your natural expression staring back at you it’s horrible
4th of July on Facebook: Happy independence day everyone have a safe time with your families and children..ect.
4th of July on Tumblr: OH. I'M SORRY. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY FREEDOM. YOU KNOW WHY. CAUSE THIS IS MERRRICA.
WE RIDE BALD EAGLES INTO THE SUNSET.
OUR BARBEQUE TASTE LIKE THE DREAMS OF AMERICAN PEOPLE.
RED, WHITE, AND FREEDOM.
dangnikki: I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.
tahnos-guyliner: professorfreedom: Harry Potter and the American Stone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Freedom Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Britain Harry Potter and the Goblet of Freedom Harry Potter and the Order of the Eagle Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Patriot Harry Potter and the Deathly Americans “You’re American Harry.”
It was on this date, 235 years ago, that America...